No Cap. Cold Brew. No Buzz.

Originallime cap

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Coffee.
Off the clock.

Your most
unbothered
era starts here.

No cap.
Cold brew.
No buzz.

Three ways
to clock out.

(02) The lineup

Three waysto clock out.

Best
seller

Original12 × 250 ml

$29$2.42
per can

Lime cap · No buzz.

Dark Chocolate12 × 250 ml

$29$2.42
per can

Orange beanie · Sleep on it.

Vanilla Oat12 × 250 ml

$29$2.42
per can

Bucket hat · Calm in a can.

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We'reunbothered.

Sunglasses on, can in hand: No Caff Original Decaf cold brewAll of the coffee. None of the 2 a.m. thoughts. Clear can, 250 mlYou see exactly what you're drinking. SunglassesOptional. MoodUnbothered. Required.

Coffee was never the problem. The buzz was. No Caff is cold brew for the hours after the hours: smooth, cold, and completely unbothered.

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Off duty in a laundromat with a can of No Caff Off the clockDoing nothing. On purpose. Spin cycle45 minutes. Zero rush.
A magazine cover: Unbothered, issue 01

No Caff QuarterlyIssue 01 · Oct 2026 · $2.42

Unbothered

Decaf,not dead.

3 ways to
clock out →

The clear
can issue

No cap. Cold brew. No buzz.

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(03) About

We're
unbothered.

Coffee was never the problem. The buzz was. No Caff is cold brew for the hours after the hours: smooth, cold, and completely unbothered.

  1. p.04Decaf cold brew. All of the coffee, none of the 2 a.m. thoughts.
  2. p.12The clear can. You see exactly what you're drinking.
  3. p.20Three flavours, three hats: Original, Dark Chocolate, Vanilla Oat.
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We're
unbothered.

Coffee was never the problem. The buzz was. No Caff is cold brew for the hours after the hours: smooth, cold, and completely unbothered.

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Exhibit ASunglasses: on. Buzz: off.
Off the clockDoing nothing. On purpose.
No further questionsDecaf. Cold brew. That's the statement.
Kitchen, 11 p.m.Still sleeping tonight.
Vanilla OatCalm in a can.
Sunglasses on, can in hand: No Caff Original
Decaf cold brewAll of the coffee. None of the 2 a.m. thoughts. SunglassesOptional. MoodUnbothered. Required.

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We're
unbothered.

Coffee was never the problem. The buzz was. No Caff is cold brew for the hours after the hours: smooth, cold, and completely unbothered.

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(04) Find us

Find us
in
the
fridge.

  1. 1Wipe the glass
  2. 2Pull the handle
  3. 3Grab a can
A cobalt roller shutter, no-- caff painted on it: open whenever you clock out

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we're closed.

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